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Trump calls Japanese leader 'Mr. Japan' (www.rawstory.com)

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[–] [email protected] 130 points 1 day ago (12 children)

When do we start using Gatorade on the crops?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Where's the grift in that? It's gonna be raw sewage and industrial waste.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 day ago

Because it's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

It'll be Trumpade

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

RFK's worm doing some serious work on upping that foodborne pathogens game...

Edit: Missed a letter and link

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