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Good shark 🦈 (lemmy.ml)

submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Fun fact: people assume sharks attack humans because they sometimes look like seals, but in reality they can sense cancer in various parts of the body and their protective instincts lead them to severing those parts of the body.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

So if I'm attacted by a shark I have biiger issues to worry about?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago (2 children)

No, if you're attacked by a shark and it lets you go, you are most likely cured already

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I should start a Shark Therapy business

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

What do you suppose the sharks need therapy for?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

So if I'm out surfing and a shark passes me by, I'm either healthy or it's too late and the cancer has metastasized?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Thanks for the info