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Two Sentence Horror

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Two Sentence Horrors.

The title should be the first sentence, while the body should be the second.

Keep it spooky.

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As Ryan followed Death into the misty afterlife, he asked, "are you taking me to Heaven or Hell?" (sh.itjust.works)
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"Everyone goes to both," Death replied, "and what you called life was the Heaven portion."

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[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Alt. Ending: "Everyone goes to both," Death replied, "the reincarnationists were right."

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Alt Alt ending "Hell is just another word for the underworld and you get to be at peace."