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It's the dunk tank.
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A spectre is looming over the fediverse
The spectre of infinite dunks![fidel-balling fidel-balling](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/274afbef-3094-4758-aafd-2f98e534b44e.png)
clock winds down to 5 seconds left in game
ball is inbounded to Fidel who turns face to face against Dulles
"You took my family"
moves to the left
"You took my friends"
moves to the right
"You took all that was dear to me"
clock winds down to 2
"I cant get them back, but I can do this for comradeship, FOR CUBA"
goes up, fire coming out of his shoes
"FIDELORUKEN"
Ball flies over Dulles's head, goes straight into basket. Fidel falls to the ground, exhausted.
"Che... Senpai... I..."
faints
Final Score
Cuba 103
Imperialists 63
Sorry I made this Fideloruken pasta yesterday and you used that emoji so,I'm pasting it in