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Florida Students Given Lifelike Dolls To Simulate Responsibility Of Owning Slave (www.theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Isn't that the r strategy in general?

"You not only have to keep them fed with just enough food that they’re strong enough to work, but also constantly have to come up with new ways to instill fear in them. It’s a lot, and we don’t want any of these kids to rush into human trafficking without understanding what it entails.”

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yep. It's the strategy to ensure people remain desperate and too afraid to do anything.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

How long until Florida reintroduces "apprenticeship programs" to deal with the shortage of agriculture workers their immigration policy has created.