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Why not make an airline for people with kids and then they could deck the inside of the plane out to make it fun for kids complete with a flying tube sized playground, maybe a mini arcade, and definitely a ball pit. The pilots could even be those creepy ass animatronic creatures from Chuck-E-Cheese.
That would make people happy which is the opposite of what the airline industry wants to have happen.
Or it's simply not economically viable to use half of the airplane as a playground, because parents will never be willing to spend 2x the amount on flight tickets because they're perpetually broke
Am a parent, I concur, am broke.
Care to elaborate? Genuinely curious
That's a great prompt for a movie. Where the kids cause chaos and overrun a plane.
"I have had it with this motherfuckin kids in this motherfucking plane"
I like where this is going. We just gotta wait for the Hollywood c-suit to start paying their writers again...
"Five hours at freddys plane" revealed.
They could also make every second row smaller child's seats and put them closer together to fit more people and children in the plane. Bonus: the parents can use the top of the kiddie seats as a footrest.