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[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago (5 children)

These stupid settings ruin the discrete activity of getting off. There should be a fucking "extreme" switch that has these in it so I don't make my vibrator loud as fuck on accident.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Went to visit my wife's family and the vibrator turned on during transit and my father in law loaded the vibrating luggage into his car.

He goes...

"Um.... Why is your luggage vibrating? "

I said... " I'm not sure."

Most awkward car ride ever.

[–] Sacreblew 54 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's when you blame it on the damn electric toothbrush

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