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Thank you. I didn't know how much I needed that laugh.
Gotham chess video: "MAGNUS IS AT IT AGAIN! ANUS VIBRATOR BEAT INTO GROUND"
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Neo is working diligently at his desk, the flow of reports is endless but he keeps up with the pressure due to a little friend he snuck in his "back pocket"
BZZT BZZT BZZZZZT BZZT
Neo's eyes go wide, not from excitement nor pleasure but instead confusion and worry, was he right? Did his toy just vibe to him "get out, they're coming for you Neo" into his asshole!? No way, he must be imagining things
BZZT BZZT BZZZZZT BZZT
There was no mistaking it, his translation was correct he's in grave peril and someone is informing him through his secure butt plug!
follow the silver bullet
Fundamented and silverpilled
I think this series must continue !!
The exit is the only exit...
So what is it Neo? The blue suppository or the red suppository?
This reads like it's a Chuck Tingle novel
That's for the committed spies. Or chess players.
Holy hell
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Translate please?
Here you go:
HELP IM TRAPPED IN A DILDO FACTORY
Harder daddy faster.
If you wanna learn morse code you might as well do it in a fun way.
HAM operators have all the fun
Constant speed settings just feel numb..
Also, what's up with toys that vibrate with such a high frequency but low amplitude that you can barely feel anything?
Uh, asking for a friend, of course.
They're fucking buzzy, not rumbly, and it sucks
Exactly that, yeah
The Audacity ;3
How am I to correctly interpret morse code with that?
Uh, how is my friend to correctly interpret morse code with that?
Audacity is a software for sound.. edit.. wave…
I mean I have no idea dot dash dot uhhhhhhhh dash
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Oh baby don't stop now.
I’m too lazy to look it up, but before I counted the letters I was hoping it says “you know the rules”
These stupid settings ruin the discrete activity of getting off. There should be a fucking "extreme" switch that has these in it so I don't make my vibrator loud as fuck on accident.
Went to visit my wife's family and the vibrator turned on during transit and my father in law loaded the vibrating luggage into his car.
He goes...
"Um.... Why is your luggage vibrating? "
I said... " I'm not sure."
Most awkward car ride ever.
That's when you blame it on the damn electric toothbrush
Always use the travel lock.
Chess cheaters
SOS: Shiver Our Scissors
There are people who don't like that? Huh. That's the only setting that works for me. Every other setting is too regular so I go numb and just stop feeling it after like 5 seconds.
Huh... so interesting. I need regular, uninterrupted vibration in order to get that build up... can I ask what the in-between is like for you in terms of building up to an orgasm? Using that mode is like edging for me without ever getting a payoff, like, it just starts from the beginning every time.
It's still a gradual buildup for me, and there are little pauses every time it starts over, but if I don't have those little pauses, I get overstimulated too much and the nerves just kinda shut off for a couple minutes. There's always an intense shock of pleasure too when it starts over, that fades away really fast, but every time it starts over again the shock is more intense than the previous time, until eventually, one of those shocks is an orgasm. I can technically have one on the lowest settings of sustained vibration too, but it's not intense enough to give me a satisfying orgasm. The settings that just pulse regularly also sometimes work, but I prefer to have at least a second or two with the thing going full blast just because it feels good, so that's why I use the "Morse code" setting instead. That way I get the full intensity, along with the little interruptions that prevent me from getting overstimulated.
Thank you for such a detailed reply, that's fascinating! :)
Yaaay more crap screenshots instead of memes...
Screenshots are also memes.
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Petty but effective noisy neighbour revenge tactic.
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