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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

My afternoons at 18: sips tea reading Noam Chomsky’s Failed State

My afternoons at 30: sips vodka reading Unabomber’s Manifesto

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Um, ok. Please don't murder a lot of innocent people?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

Ok, just a couple of guilty ones then

Edit: oh I almost forgot

/s

I don't want Secret Services rifling through my stuff because some of you don't have the ingenuity to tell this was a joke

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That is not how you use ingenuity

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah sorry, English isn't my first language and saying "some of you aren't smart enough" seemed a bit harsh

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Yeah, I understand.

My advice? Be harsh.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You made a weird joke about terroristically murdering people. I don't think the secret service has jurisdiction, but yeah you honestly could be contacted by the FBI after this. Hope it was worth glorifying a psycho.

Also, ingenuity isn't an applicable word when addressing an audience who did not find you funny/clever

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Dude, seriously, take it down a few notches please: it's all happening in your head

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm not even going to copy paste what you wrote. Suffice it to say you can pretend I'm crazy but federal agencies ain't coming for me. Good luck with the interviews...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm nOT eVeN GoiNg tO CoPy paSte WHat yOU WRotE

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Thanks for the block request, person who literally approves of the unabomber

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Should't it be "You're welcome for the block request"?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

He was preaching in his manifesto, it's unbelievably based.

It'd be Walden 2 Das kapital returns if it weren't for him trying to blow up random people.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I don't know if 12 years qualifies as "quickly", but it escalated for sure

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Not exactly. Read the manifesto. He was incredibly based, and would have gone down as Marx's spiritual protege if he hadn't decided to bomb people

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

if he hadn’t decided to bomb people

that's exactly what I was referring to 😂
But yeah, I found the book insightful for sure