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[–] FarceMultiplier 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

When this happens, find the smallest speck of dust you can see. There's always dust, and the distraction eases the stress.

[–] MurphysPaw@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Or pull out your phone and use it as a distraction. 60% of the time, it works every time.

[–] FarceMultiplier 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm not pulling out my phone at a urinal.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

if you turn the flash light on and off quickly people will simply think you're taking a photo of your dick

[–] FarceMultiplier 1 points 2 years ago

Well, at that point, I might as well just take pics of my dick.

....like I need any more, I mean really.