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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I bet the 16 will have TWO levers!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

ima gonna wait for the Gillette model.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Well sure, but what kind of poverty-stricken commoner can't afford the pro version?