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Daily Discussion Thread - Fri Sep 22 2023 (aussie.zone)

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Weekend has been cancelled, tomorrow is Monday. Please make the necessary preparations.

EDIT: For some reason my coworkers say I won't make a good manager.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Practice firing them. You're fired! And you're fired! You're all fired! Fired! Fired! Fired!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Now we're happy to re-hire you as a contractor, but you need to show spunk.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's not even remotely funny; I need some downtime!

Then again it would skip 2 days of school holidays with kids in the house... Can we skip straight to Monday 9th October? Hmmmmm.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

As a good boss I should never send my employees home early to their children. This will grow resentment.

Actually some kids could pay me kickbacks. Maybe I should canvas just in case... do people still have home phones, or am I going to need social media for this?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If your really want to make some coin, just take my kids for a fee, parents will pay big for 3 nights off.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

trains them in management

EDIT: upper management