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I have seen a lot of buttholes, but have never seen one with a diaphragm shutter.
To achieve maximum depth of field, set your anus to a wider aperture, such as f32. If shooting in manual mode, remember to increase the shutter speed in matching increments to compensate for underexposure. For best results, use a tripod to minimize camera shake and take a new light reading if lighting conditions change.
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