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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Two weeks?? Longest vacation I've been on in the past 20+ years was eight days, with the eighth day being unintentional due to an issue with the airlines.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Exactly. You get to spend vacation days exploring your own house instead of the world.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

No good seeing too much of the world. Lot of dangerous ideas out there. Best to keep your head down.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Due to a serious illness, I've used up all my paid sick days. My bosses told me, "we want you to get better, so you can take as many unpaid sick days as you want." Thanks a whole fucking lot.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"we want you to get ~~better~~ fucked, so you can ~~take as many unpaid sick days as you want~~ get fucked."

You have our permission to wither broke and helpless. Don't worry about repaying us. We'll send you to collections

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Mine's 22 days. And that wasn't all my vacation for the year either, only most of it.