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Man Locks Down Marriage Proposal Just As Hair Loss Becomes Noticeable (www.theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

You've gotta keep the beard though. Unless you're Patrick Stewart or The Rock, every movie ever made says that a dude with a shaved head AND face is untrustworthy.

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