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Video Reveals Crucial Details of LAPD Ignoring Robbery to Catch Togetic in Pokémon Go (www.404media.co)

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'The guys are going to be so jealous': Video reveals cops ignored robbery, blew a stop sign, sped over speed bumps on residential streets, and pulled an illegal u-turn, but were able to capture two very powerful Pokémon.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

They got fired for the only crime for cops: ignoring pleas for help from other cops. If they had only just beaten a sufficiently pigmented or poor person to death, these two brave trainers would still likely be out there catching Pokemon and living the dream.