rules for affording a home
- no avocado toast
- no starbucks
- no iphones
- no spending
- wait, why aren't you buying diamonds and having babies?
- why am i going out of business?
- please go back to buying stuff
- pleeeeeeeeeaaaaaaase
- you don't have enough money?
- you need me to pay you more?
- #nObOddYwAnTsToWoRk
- i know, we need more babies
- ...
- let's ban abortion
- ???
- profit
- capitalism is great :)
I've also never smoked and my Ferrari is right in front of my own house.