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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't just squeeze. Use it's body like a club.

Grab the fucker by the neck and use him against his friends. Fuckin hate Canada geese.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They're pretty heavy to go flailing around, especially when they're flapping their wings trying to hit you. They're big. But so tasty.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

7-14lbs isn't that heavy but I'll admit with it trying to fight back it'd take a bit of effort but I have no doubt the average human could produce enough force to swing it hard enough to at least break it's neck.

Might not be flailing it around but it should still be enough for one good whack