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Electronic wolves with glowing red eyes watch over Japanese landscapes (abcnews.go.com)

submitted 1 year ago by TheWaterGod to c/offbeat

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Once genetic engineering is advanced enough we'll put an actual wolf with red eyes there, genetically compelled to shoo away birds. then we'll have rabbits that only eat weeds and the wolf eats the rabbits. Then the world ends and it all was just a prequel to Princess Mononoke.