As a licensed rapturologist I can verify that rapture events do leave stains on organic material. It's the same miraculo-chemical process that burns Jesus' face into the toast of true believers.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Evidence: Shroud of Turin

Checkmate Atheists

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Unironically this is a pretty good piece of "evidence" - don't get me wrong rapturing isn't real, but we're talking about internal consistency here, not reality - if rapturing is real, then the Shroud of Turin is real, which means that the marks left on it must be typical for divine dissappearing acts 🤷🏼‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If the Shroud was genuine, someone from the UK would have put baked beans on it.

Checkmate, theists

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

wot?! How so?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

It's a joke about how religious people keep claiming to see Jesus' face on toast and how baked beans on toast is the UK equivalent of a PB&J sandwich