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Police Officer Explains Why The Intoxicating Rush Of Murder Should Always Be A Last Resort (www.theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You just swallowed the onion.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And it wasn't exactly a subtle shallot.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'd say it was uncomfortably close to reality.

https://www.dailydot.com/irl/video-dave-grossman-police-sex/

A video of a former West Point psychology professor who trains police officers using his expertise on what he calls “killology” resurfaced on Reddit on Thursday. The former army ranger said that officers have “the best sex” after killing other human beings, Complex reports.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/police-training-video-kill-sex-b1838936.html