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Yeah, but imagine the query time Snowden would deal with if he did check all the databases for ETs.
Day 139: It could be 50% it could be 2% it could be 0.1%. I have no idea if it's working, the computer is frozen, but the traffic meter on the modem is still going nuts. I shall endure.
SELECT * FROM government_secrets WHERE description LIKE "%aliens%" ORDER BY security_level, date;