Please do not disregard the obsidian sphere in the Night Vale public swimming pool. Make sure to give it all due attention. But not too much attention, so as to make things weird. Too little attention, unfortunately, will also bring about its ire, and we all remember what happened last time. Simply apply the recommended amount of regard to its ominous, strangely comforting hum, as it gently lulls you to sleep.

And now: the weather.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wow. Nice to meet you, Cecil. Big fan. Please don't ask me to work as an intern.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Nice to meet you, Big Fan. There are many properties of your anatomy I believe the sheriff’s secret police would find useful. I’ll recommend you to their internship program, which is compulsory and slightly moist.