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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

yeah my sister did that one awhile back and sent me the results and i was like thanks for sharing my dna to the corpos

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Where did your sister unknowingly get your dna from? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

LOL from their parents

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

hmm.. probably from our parents? where do you think dna comes from?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I envy you for not getting my harmless dirty joke. Please keep your innocent mind.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

so you are continuing to impugn my parentage, my bastardage, and my lack of parents whatsoever by insulting my family and my fragile smooth brain. nice.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Please slow down on that... It wasn't meant to hurt your feelings nor to insult your family. It was just a opportunity for a dirty joke.
Please accept my sincere apology if I have offended you.
Everything good between us now?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

i promise i was not offended, and i was just playin

edit: you are good, internet person. i wish you and yours well.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Oh you. I'm blushing. I wish you the very best too.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Found out I had two brothers. One unknown and we reconnected. One was raised and known to me as my cousin.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

That's crazy! How did that happen? Were you adopted, or were they half siblings, or what?