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submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

He sees you when you’re bashing

He’s hacked your VPN

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He knows you're not in the sudoers file

So he'll report your ass again

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he's copied on /var/spool/mail/root, so be good for goodness' sake.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I'll be damned if that's not the most relevant xkcd that I've ever seen.