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Me arriving from reddit and seeing a single post for advice on not pooping turned into a running joke across the entire fediverse.
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Seriously, this kind of stupid fun is what I was going to miss most.
Thai food
Taco Bell with extra hot sauce.
Careful though, you may become Mount St. Poopins.
Ayahuasca, you'll be pooping and puking while tripping balls for about 8 hours
He'll also come back a prophet and start a new religion