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[–] [email protected] 227 points 1 year ago (2 children)

“Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing Steam”

[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"it's a big company with lots of games in its store. But that's not important right now."

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Johnny, what do you make outta this?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

~~Joey~~ Jessica, you like movies about gladiators?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

thisbenzingring, you ever been to a Turkish bathhouse?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

It’s an online storefront that sells video games, but that’s not important right now.