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Mother Shares How Video Games Radicalized Her Son To Run Around And Pick Up Coins
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Well, at least he isn’t entering strangers’ homes and breaking all the pots.
I wouldn't be so sure. Last I heard, little Michael started moving around almost entirely by rolling.
Does he make loud "hyah!" sounds while doing it? If he's silent, he might have been influenced by Dark Souls and you should keep him away from anyone exceptionally tall lest he confuse them for a boss fight.