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Late-Rising Hotel Guest Comes To Terms With Remnants Of Free Breakfast (www.theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

At least you get remnants. Try getting stuck behind the guy holding up the whole buffet, trying to make waffles for three hyperactive kids, while the rest of the guests drink coffee and shoot daggers of hate out of their eyes at him.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You're mad at a dad for feeding his kids?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

But it's inconvenient to me!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can’t think of a single reason why the guy making waffles is doing something wrong.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

How dare he feed his children!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I don't see why everyone couldn't just go around to the rest of the buffet