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Because they want you out of the hotel so they can clean the rooms and get another guest in. If you're there later for breakfast you're probably staying in the room later.
We have complentary breakfast from 6 to 7:30, from 7:30 to 9 we will maintain a pile of crumbs collected from the other guests that you may spoon into a cup.