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The TTDF(Time Traveling Defense Forces) have high confidence that that baby was the next Hitler. That or the kid born in the hospital bed next door. It's not an exact science.
The real Hitler was the genocide we did along the way...
Leveled the whole city for good measure.
Those tunnels could hold infrastructure or terrorists, can't be sure, have to be safe.