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[–] [email protected] 82 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

But consider: Swedish is a fictional language made up by a furniture store to sell sawdust and horse meat rolled into funny little balls

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Close. Swedish is a failed attempt at Danish, as is Norwegian.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

don't Norwegians English now?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

All Scandinavians English. In fact, the vast majority of us are fluent.

But in case you meant that Norwegians ONLY speak English, that's not the case. They actually speak TWO kinds of Norwegian. Bokmål, which is a pretty good attempt at Danish and Nynorsk, which is a pretty good imitation of insanity.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

In fact, the vast majority of us are fluen.

The rest are fluen't.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

if you consider Scandinavia as refering to the Nordics then Estonian has quite a bit of English speakers

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I consider Scandinavia as Denmark, Norway, and Sweden, since that's what Scandinavia is. I'm not speaking of only Scandinavia to exclude the other Nordic countries, though, just because I know a lot less about the other Nordic countries vis a vis their language abilities 🤷

Except for the fun fact that Estonia is the only country outside of the Kingdom of Denmark that teaches Danish as a mandatory subject in school 😁

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

how sure are you about that last part

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pretty sure. Supposedly it started because of an old legend about the origins of Dannebrog and became tradition. Why, have you found another one? 😛

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

that was the first reply I've read in 2024

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Woah time traveller from the future!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Happy New Year!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This is ludicrous, horse meat costs more than beef.