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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But then it's not natural! If I'm a future space billionaire, of course I'd want the real stuff with animal suffering involved, duh.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Normally, I'm against fraud, but if I could make a businesses of selling fake Rhino Horn Dick medicine to showoff millionaires, I would.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Just fill some mason jars with some sort of powder (maybe plaster?) put a picture of a rhino on it and sell each one for $500.

Edit: Maybe small vials full of ground-up fingernail would be more "realistic"?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I was joking, but there's already counterfeit rhino horns being put out by conservationists.