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[–] [email protected] 180 points 1 year ago (51 children)

It’s a native feature of the device that allows its user to get enormous amounts of attention, in real life and subsequently online, by simply wearing it in public.

Sounds horrible. I guess I’m not someone who seeks attention at any cost like some people, it public is the last situation I’d use this thing in. I would feel like a complete dumbass wearing it at a coffee shop and waving my hands around.

[–] corsicanguppy 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And it'll get snatched from you faster than an iphone

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Simple solution. Kensington lock attached to the gonads. The device can helpfully warn others against theft with an LED projection on the wearer saying Big Cojone Security is active.

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