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Mortician Reheats Mug Of Coffee In Corner Of Oven During First Cremation Of Day (www.theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

This needs to be a sign in my works cafe as I've had guys look straight and me like I kicked their dog because the conveyor belt toaster isnt at 11. I'm sorry I don't like burnt cold bagels...

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