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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This is a case of knowing your audience. This article was written by a furry and I got about zero idea what the hell they're talking about.

He’s a Steve!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

I understood all the lingo except Steve. I don’t know that one.

Edit: Apparently it’s another name for non-furries.

Fleshies / Smoothies: Outsiders to the fandom. Furries often make fun of them as “Steve” or “Steves”.

- https://dogpatch.press/2016/11/07/guide-to-furry-terms/

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

This is the kind of quality education I come to this place for.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

I've never heard that term. Most furries I know use the more universal "normie".

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I love that nickname. It’s both gentle and brutal, and must make every furry named Steve feel so awkward.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm willing to bet it has to do with the default Minecraft skin.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

That makes sense. I assumed it was because it’s a name you just know someone’s parents gave them.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Steve is the default name for any otter.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

What's your opinion on this @notsteve_

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Same here! It was all just words with no meaning for me but I'm glad those crazy kids are having fun. You do you Furry Fandom.. Furdom.. Furrydom??? Idk someone's going to have to enlighten me on this one.