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12-Year-Old Spends Entire Hiking Trip Fantasizing About Which Video Game He’ll Play When He Gets Home (www.theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (4 children)

I'm about to be 38 and this is still me. It's rare that I can sit somewhere and not be thinking of the thing that I'm dying to get back to. Even vacations are almost always a miserable experience. Is there a trick to turning off that part of my brain? I don't want to be anywhere but home 99% of the time.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Ever try smoking a fatty?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I don't see how sucking a pleasantly plump dick is going to help them appreciate nature, but it's worth a shot.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Definitely worth a shot… I‘ve heard or something

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