Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to [email protected]
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submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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It's 5050

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago (6 children)

Try this one at a party:

Ask some people "what is 100 minus 1?"

Next, ask them "what is 45 plus 44?"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (5 children)

What's the joke?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What's the answer?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

89?

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