this post was submitted on 24 Mar 2024

682 points (98.4% liked)

The Onion

5613 readers

1457 users here now

The Onion

A place to share and discuss stories from The Onion, Clickhole, and other satire.

Great Satire Writing:

founded 3 years ago

MODERATORS

[email protected]

[email protected]

682

“Growing up in poverty never did me any harm” insists man psychologically compelled to wish similar financial hardship on others (newsthump.com)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

33 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Rings similar to “My daddy beat me and I turned out fine,” says man who considers it okay to beat children

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Look at me, boy... I am the Daddy now!

Doing this for your own good!!!

load more comments (1 replies)