ZeroCool

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 19 hours ago

Well, I'm a big fan of the sciences so I spend a lot of time reading mander.xyz communities, subbed, I'll contribute whenever I come across something relevant.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

The Onion has been firing on all cylinders today.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Ah, I wasn’t aware of that community, thank you!

 

WASHINGTON—Whining that they were being discriminated against even though they were the “bestest sons ever in the whole wide world,” the Trump Boys attempted Thursday to convince their father that Barron was getting unfair advantages because he was a DEI. “Daddy, Barron is ruining our lives because he’s different,” said a pouting Donald Jr., who sobbed while describing how their little brother received preferential treatment even though he couldn’t do cartwheels, play basketball, or make fart noises as good as they could. “If we don’t do something, soon it’ll be nothing but Barron Trumps around here. We think it’s time to fire him from the family forever, and then send him back to wherever REIs [sic] come from!” At press time, the Trump boys had put on baseball helmets and aprons and rushed into Barron’s room to deport him to “Guacamole Bay” [sic].

 

Exquisite, fossilized skull sheds light on the evolutionary origins of waterfowl.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

I hope I haven't triggered you with my ignorance. Don't want ya popping a blood vessel

Lmao I love it when someone gets mad on the internet and immediately starts accusing everyone else of being mad. You're projecting on more screens than a Marvel movie right now.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (5 children)

That’s about as clever a response as I’d expect from someone that doesn’t understand what the FBI does.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (10 children)

I mean, that nice and all but it’s just flat out nonsense. That’s not how the two alphabet agencies operate. It’s not a “vibes” based matter of opinion… Understanding how things actually work matters.

FBI = domestic

CIA = foreign

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Donald Trump’s plan to make history by being the first sitting president to attend.

I mean, what else does he have going on? Everyone knows this is Musk’s presidency. He paid $277mil for it ~~fair and square~~.

 

Shocking news as the world leaders at being total cunts came together to try and out-cunt each other.

This comes as a war criminal cunt went to the White House to visit the felon Cunt-in-chief.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Joking aside, it was about $40k worth of eggs.

[–] [email protected] 83 points 2 days ago (4 children)

In the dumbest timeline our future Mad Max style hellscape will be dominated by those who control the eggs rather than oil and gas.

We must prepare our bodies for the Thunderdome. Thunderdome is the new law!

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