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[–] [email protected] 103 points 10 months ago (9 children)

There should be secret laws you have to unlock by doing unfathomably inhumane things.

"You chased a homeless person in their own car off your completely unutilized property for no reason other than malice. You've been sentenced to 12 hours of fighting a flock of geese naked while locked in a middle school gym."

[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago (1 children)

First time I’m rooting for the geese, usually they’re the assholes.

There should also be some extra sauce on the sentencing for anyone who carries a badge or position of legal power and abuses that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Twice as much geese which are thrice as pissed?

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