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[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Of course the drunk uncle sometimes wasnโ€™t.

The drunk uncle would hook the seatbelt up before getting in so he didn't hear the bell. Said it was safer that way, because he happened to survive a car accident once and claimed wearing a seatbelt would have killed him.

[โ€“] k_rol 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

We might have had the same uncle. Was he a back room tattoo artist who learned in prison too?