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Please drink verification can (lemmy.world)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I... Kinda want one of those. Not to drink it, but to put it on my shelf and be like, "yeah, that's my Windows soda. I hear if you drink it you'll turn blue and die."

Tbh it might actually do that considering it's probably almost 30yrs old.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

I can't decide who's more likely to buy this (if it were new): current me out of nostalgia for a pretty good OS, or 1995 me went to Incredible Universe on release day to buy Windows 95.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That would be your Windows beer

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

For the teetotalers: get Linux instead, for root beer.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

I bet it’s just still water.