this post was submitted on 03 May 2024
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[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Man. My kids are just getting out of the hand holding stage. I love that they're getting more mature, but I really miss those hot slimy little hands.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You don't realize how slimy/sticky kids are until you have your own. Like, they're clearly gross, but you don't realize how gross.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

You can explain hygiene to a four year old until you're blue in the face and they'll still turn around and chase a chicken nugget under the booth at a restaurant.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Kid - Dad can I [Blank]

Dad - I'll arm wrestle you for it.

problem solved lol