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  • Python is versatile
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  • Ruby is elegant
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[โ€“] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago (1 children)

C is powerful. Javascript is a husky midwestern gal at a Chinese buffet.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

C is the one you want to marry, but JavaScript answers all of your drunk texts.