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Inside my coat closet...not the first time I'll struggle getting out of one

My head is now clipping through a cardboard box full of stuff. I assume that wouldn't be very survivable.

I am now out of my cozy and comfy bed and on the floor while hitting my head on my lamp :(

I fall to the floor and possibly hit my head on a table on the way down.

I’m partially clipped into a wall. I’ve fallen into the backrooms.

I've clipped into a pool table.

I'm on the bathroom floor with my pants around my ankles

I'm in a sitting position, one foot beyond my desk, with my feet about 10 inches off the ground, and my butt is about 16 inches off the ground. I fall on my ass comedically, amidst loud cursing.

I now have to crawl back onto my couch. And I'm cold now too.

I'd be on the floor. Which is a problem because I have a broken ankle/leg and can't put weight on it for another week.

sitting on my friend's legs rather than comfortably next to him on the couch

Stuck in concrete wall / window T_T

I just took my evening shit on the floor of my bathroom, which is unfortunate.

I'm now swimming in a icy river, with a small ferry passing by next to me. Yay!

I would assume I’m dead since there is a workout machine made of steel next to me.

I guess I’ll be sitting on the ground now.

I'd be literally just standing in the middle of my balcony instead of on the side. Not bad.

I shit in the sink.

A painful and likely explosive death

I'd be in a wall, and 2 objects occupying the same space would like result and a violent resettling of local physics as particles push each other out of the way

I am impaled by the edge of the couch.

minimum 10 foot fall into the cold mud with my pants down. Please don't.

I'm dead.

I'm now on my husband's lap as he driving us 70 mph on the highway.

That seems highly unsafe.

I'm now shitting in the tub and about to fall right into it.

I am now sitting on the left side of my bed instead of the right one.

It depends on whether I displace the wall, or the wall displaces me.

Sitting in the driver seat of my car so I'd transfer to the passenger seat.

I fall 2 feet onto my bed. I'm lying on my right side, browsing Lemmy from a tablet right now.