MacNCheezus

Yeah, I’m sure they probably swallow the occasional insect as well, doesn’t mean that that’s their preferred diet.

How to ensure no male customer with any self respect ever returns to your establishment.

I’m old to remember what happens when you feed them non-plant based diets. Sure, they’ll eat them, but they’ll also go crazy.

Cows are vegans

Pls no

This might surprise you, but there are actually a lot of rules about when and how money is allowed to move between countries, starting with the fact that you’re generally not allowed to bring more than $10,000 in cash with you when crossing an international border.

Here you go: https://bsky.app/profile/canyoupetthedog.com

Little shy, little hoe

If Kamala Harris had promised bigger penis's to all men if elected, she would be president right now.

No, because nobody would have believed her, for the same reasons you outlined below.

Now if AOC had run she might have been able to get away with it, but she’s starting to approach the age where that spell just doesn’t work anymore.

Adalbert Taumeltor

But… that’s illegal!

Okay then 😅