[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Are you familiar with the saying "If you run into one asshole in the morning, that's the asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole"?

I wonder if this applies to the devil as well.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

I got your joffee maker right here

[-] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago

You have my full permission to do so.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 20 hours ago

Great timing, lol

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[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Because the foolishness of God is wiser than men, and the weakness of God is stronger than men.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

And you’re one of those people who’s happy to use “the world doesn’t work the way you think it should work” as an excuse to lie, manipulate, and abuse others.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Whole Foods already exists. But of course it's owned by Bezos so it only transfers wealth from the rich to the super rich.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

I would feel like you’re either smart enough to have recognized the implication of answering that question truthfully, in which case you’re also smart enough to have understood the previous analogy and you were just pretending to be too dumb, or you’re just habitually manipulative because it tends to get you what you want most of the time, but you don’t really understand why.

In either case, this conversation is over because you’re clearly a liar and unwilling to admit when you’ve been caught. Have a good day.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

That poses the question, which one are you, Coley? Because you don't look like a Scandinavian architect to me...

[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

What really shocked me about this list is that Aaron was apparently already the 23rd person to do so SINCE THE START OF 2020, meaning there's roughly been one person setting themselves on fire every other month or so, and I don't think I've even HEARD of any of the other ones.

And not all of them happened in foreign countries either. In fact, apparently someone did the very same thing in front of the Israeli consulate in Atlanta a mere 3 months ago and I don't even remember hearing about it.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

Well, given that there is only one robot on the entire ship (the exoframe carrier thing she uses to throw the alien into the airlock doesn’t count since it’s not autonomous), and he is both bad and has milk blood, it wasn’t THAT hard to figure out…

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As requested here.

Never got a result that actually matched the prompt but this one was too funny and odd not to share.

If this is not the right place to post AI mishaps please LMK and I'll take it somewhere else.

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