What would the advice be?
this post was submitted on 04 Dec 2023
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"Just don't" should cover most situations.
Never buy a dodge?
Great advice
But if you can't avoid buying one, put a condom on it. Mirror works, but the handbrake would be best.
Al Bundy?
Use the condoms properly while you're having sex.
But if you are careful, you can stretch them over your whole hand and have webbed fingers for more agility when underwater!
I initially thought that was going a different direction.
Help control the human population, have your whores spayed or neutered.
"Lie better."
To be fair, you'd have to pay most people to take a 2009 Dodge Journey off your hands.
I think after a couple of them, advice to abort might be too late...