this post was submitted on 06 Dec 2023
428 points (98.4% liked)

The Onion

5086 readers
984 users here now

The Onion

A place to share and discuss stories from The Onion, Clickhole, and other satire.

Great Satire Writing:

founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
[email protected]
[email protected]
428
Password Expiration Policy Forces Woman to Change Dog’s Name Every 60 Days (reductress.com)
submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
9 comments fedilink hide all child comments
 

link: https://reductress.com/post/password-expiration-policy-forces-woman-to-change-dogs-name-every-60-days/

all 10 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago

"You've reached the Print Edition. The headline is the whole joke" also made me chuckle

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That dog in the thumbnail is so cute

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

And he looks a little psychologically traumatized from having to adapt to a new name every 60 days.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I know! Anyone know what breed it is?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'd wager its a Bichone. But don't quote me on that.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I forgot about Google Lens! It's a Maltese apparently

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

I think it's a bitch too