this post was submitted on 06 Dec 2023
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[–] [email protected] 75 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

What do you think smegma is and why would you presume you'd find any at the upper crack of this fellow's ass?

From this picture, if anything the secret ingredient can be suspected to be doodoo chips.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Obviously his boyfriend put it there and he saved it for a snack at work.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

gross (not in a homophobic way)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No wonder they have a "Now Hiring" sign on the counter!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Just look him in the eye, give a firm handshake, and the job is yours.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Remember, never annoy the person handling your food